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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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