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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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