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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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