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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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