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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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