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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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