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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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