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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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