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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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