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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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