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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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