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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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