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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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