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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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