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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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