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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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