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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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