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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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