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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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