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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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