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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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