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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rufus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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