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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Greta
had their beloved pet
goldfish 🐠
Simba
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏
a lynx 😺
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a lion 🦁
a velociraptor 🦖
a bull 🐮
an elephant 🐘
a hippo 🦛
a warthog 🐗
a crocodile 🐊
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