Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.