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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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