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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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