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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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