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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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