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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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