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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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