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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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