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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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