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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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