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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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