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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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