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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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