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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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