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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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