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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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