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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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