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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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