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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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