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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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