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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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