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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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