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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯
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