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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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