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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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