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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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