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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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