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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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