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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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