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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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