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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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