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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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