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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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