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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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